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If two people are arguing and one person says, "You know what...", that argument is about to get awesome.
TweetThat awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
TweetWhen someone tells you to hurry up and finally when you're ready... they aren't.
TweetDeleting everything you've typed 'cause you saw the other person was typing -
Tweet"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
TweetThat awkward moment when someone’s voice doesn’t match their appearance
TweetThat awkward moment when the sentence doesn't end how you octopus
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